Portrait Of A Genius
October 31, 2007At last, I have been recognised as one of the world’s greatest living geniuses. (Joint number 83 with, among others, the best living British film-maker, Ken Russell.)
Perhaps you can print this photograph out and glance at it whenever you need inspiration. In it, I can be seen thinking about something important.
I notice in the Guardian, poor jealous Marcel Berlins describes the list as “barking mad”. I suppose he’s annoyed at his poor position on the list…oh, my mistake! He’s not on the list at all! That’s because it’s a list that only geniuses are allowed on. Geniuses like me.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to get to work. I’d explain what I’m doing, but you wouldn’t understand. Unless you’re Osama Bin Laden or Dolly Parton.
(Thanks to everyone who pointed this out.)
Wow. Just goes to show how arbitrary those lists really are. No offense.
by Bobkins October 31, 2007 at 3:00 pmThat’s the money shot baby, pay daddy’s bills!
Christ, it’s worthy of facebook (oxymoronic I know), the place where everyone is pissed and shown in a bad light.
Don’t mind Marcel, Graham, the list is reasonable and fair.
“Genius makes no mistake, its errors are volitional and the portals of discovery”
by Andrewdcs October 31, 2007 at 3:08 pmThat’s odd because I thought I saw you on Rathgar road last weekend and you didn’t look this handsome.
by 73man October 31, 2007 at 3:09 pmOh what the hell, some ill advised gags:
“Christ, if that’s your real face, I’d hate to see the portrait in the attic!”
Genius or Guinness’s?
Are two geniuses not a Genii ?
by Andrewdcs October 31, 2007 at 3:26 pm.
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I’ll get my coat.
That is one of the most bizarre lists I’ve ever seen.
Prince, Bin Laden, Murdoch, Kasparov, Spielberg, Linehan……
You must be honoured! Congratulations.
by Simon October 31, 2007 at 3:34 pmthat has got to be one of the most achingly hilarious photos of a person i have seen all day.
by behka October 31, 2007 at 3:43 pm“Each genius was then awarded scores out of ten against criteria which included: paradigm shifting; popular acclaim; intellectual power; achievement and cultural importance.”
You must be humoured! And where the hell is Stephen Fry?
by ContainsNuts October 31, 2007 at 3:48 pmOff-topic: There’s an advert for “The IT Room” running on Metafilter.com today, if you’re interested in that sort of thing.
by John Handelaar October 31, 2007 at 3:52 pmWhere’s Steven Fry? Off somewhere NOT being a genius, I’d say. And what does “You must be humoured” mean?
by Graham October 31, 2007 at 3:56 pmYeah, saw you t’other week too. Devilishly handsome, with the slightest hint of a frown, brought on no doubt by the heaviest of metaphysical conundrums (conundra?). Funny now how the picture at the top of the blog has pre-empted some kind of Stephen Fry transformation – now YOU’RE the one on the end of a pipe, confounding those less intellectually stupendous as you. What was that line in Black Books? “Who cares about our disgusting public?”
by AstonishingSodApe October 31, 2007 at 4:07 pmI better stop throwing the word “genius” around willy nilly. Now that this list is out, I now know not everything is as great as I though it was.
by Leigh October 31, 2007 at 4:16 pmThat is actually the second place I have seen you described as a genius today. The other was in an email from the head of Talkback, so it must be true.
by Jasper Goodballoon October 31, 2007 at 4:26 pmRadio. That’s the way ahead for you and your very rare cameos. Or (channel) FIVE. Anyway – some sort of media that doesn’t emit and/or reflect light.
Just joking!
by Frobush October 31, 2007 at 4:38 pmSurely this is a list of evil geniuses?
by dodgygeezer October 31, 2007 at 4:46 pmCongrats! Not sure if it’s a pleasure being tied to JK Rowling as a genius. But anywho. The picture is really inspiring!
by piromas October 31, 2007 at 4:50 pm“I have nothing to declare but my inaccuracy.”
by ContainsNuts October 31, 2007 at 4:50 pm“Not sure if it’s a pleasure being tied to JK Rowling” It’s too easy, even I won’t go there.
The joke, not JK Rowling…
by ContainsNuts October 31, 2007 at 4:52 pmJK Rowling? Honoured to be in her company. Brilliant books.
by Graham October 31, 2007 at 4:54 pmStop making me take it seriously!
by Graham October 31, 2007 at 4:55 pmPfft, I coulda told you you were a genius ages ago. Keep up, Telegraph!
by kirsten October 31, 2007 at 5:02 pmAhead of Morrissey! Spin on that, Steven Patrick!
I like that Osama Bin Laden has to have a job title just like anyone else, to avoid confusion. “Oh, Osama the Islamicist. I thought it was that other one”.
by Martin October 31, 2007 at 5:03 pmI saw Stewart Lee last night, the 41st Best Stand-Up Ever, I probably can’t print what he said about polls but if you ever do one of those comedy connection shows you’ve got to request they put ’83rd Greatest Living Genuis’ as your caption. Go on, go on, go on…
by ContainsNuts October 31, 2007 at 5:05 pmThis should totally be how you win arguments now. Work it into every conversation possible.
If that doesn’t work, just whip out that photo.
by EaLaSpada October 31, 2007 at 5:10 pmThat’s really quite strange…it’s EXACTLY the same face my baby son used to do when he was filling his nappy. EXACTLY!
by Lee Henman October 31, 2007 at 5:30 pmAren’t there lots of comments now. A genius and popular; what more could you ask for?
by Jasper Goodballoon October 31, 2007 at 5:52 pmCongratulations. Although this will now mean you’ll be celebrating the deaths of those above you in the list as you therefore climb higher in the list of living geniuses.
Not only are you above Morrissey they couldn’t even be bothered to spell his name correctly.
by Tom October 31, 2007 at 6:01 pmGraham Linehan = genius?
The Dalai Lama = genius?
Ranulph Fiennes = genius?!!!
Hang on, this man takes himself away from his family for long periods of time to spend large sums of money on almost pointless exercises that very few people appreciate or benefit from and that makes him a fucking genius? No way!
Mind you, I agree about the Dalai Lama and Ranuplh Fiennes. Top blokes.
by happymutt October 31, 2007 at 8:04 pmExcellent. I can use that picture to scare small children this Halloween. (Sorry Graham, couldn’t help it.)
by Drood October 31, 2007 at 8:07 pmAh that brings me back to when I was “The coolest dude on the planet”. At least on a list compiled by my mom.
by Dougals Kastle October 31, 2007 at 9:10 pmHeh heh Brian Cowan
by 73man October 31, 2007 at 9:58 pmYou may or may not be a genius, but you are funny as hell…
by Scot November 1, 2007 at 12:21 amStan Lee – Publisher.
by Trevor November 1, 2007 at 12:48 amGeniarse.
Actually, as far as I am concerned, you are a True Blue Genius, and from an Aussie that’s high praise.
by Peter Hollo November 1, 2007 at 7:27 amI hope you don’t mind my asking what is admittedly a personal question, but what on earth were you doing when this photograph was taken? To hazard a guess based on the bath robe, wet hair and somewhat “distracted” expression, I would say you’ve been doing a Christopher Hitchens: hitting the scotch hard in the shower. Am I right?
by Mark November 1, 2007 at 7:19 pmive just seen this, and i personally find it rather amusing that your own genius is rated equal to that of the inventor of the AK-47, Mikhail Kalashnikov. im not suggesting either one of you is more or less of a genius of the other, just amused that your, er… fields of trade are so disparate…
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