Archive for the ‘films’ Category

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It’s SUPPOSED to be funny!

June 22, 2011


Thank goodness for that! And it’s directed by Paolo Sorrentino!

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I miss Leos Carax

September 7, 2010

Come back, Leos Carax.

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Action!

September 2, 2010
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‘Movie Title’, the movie

March 7, 2010

A trailer for every Academy Award-winning movie ever (thanks, Sean!)

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“I’ve never seen no stars before.”

September 21, 2009

Highlights of the highlights:

1.”I’ve never seen ‘no stars’ before”

2. “They’re used to you narratin’ it and fuckin’ telling the story and that.” Is he insulting Danny Dyer’s other films AND HIS FANS???

3. “1976, ‘Taxi driver’ come out, got c**ted.”

4. Mister Bean!

5. “When they’re doing retrospectives on your life…”

“Yeah, yeah…”

6. The moment around 4.40, where the soundtrack to the film bleeds over the line “the most important film we’re going to see in the next five years”  is my favourite moment of accidental comedy of the last five years.

(Thanks, Ed!)

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There was a FIREFIGHT!

September 5, 2009

Videogum recently said nasty things about ‘Seinfeld’, which broke my little heart, but it’s impossible to remain angry at a website that offers up gems like this treasury of Willem Defoe moments from The Boondock Saints

I wish I could post that every day.” Me too!

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Guess what? You’ll never guess.

August 25, 2009

For twenty years, between films, Steven Seagal has been working as a policeman in new Orleans.

This is my favourite news ever. Why isn’t this ON the news? As Videogum says “I like when he says “I mean, the show is real.” Because that actually does need to be said, and will probably have to be said at the beginning and end of every episode. “What you are about to see is a real show.” “What you just saw was a real show.” Even then, they will still get so many letters. “Dear, A&E, I love your fake new show that is so fake.”

This should be called ‘Middle-Aged Crime Dracula’.

Also: “No stunt doubles” over the shot of the stunt double.