Guess what? You’ll never guess.

August 25, 2009

For twenty years, between films, Steven Seagal has been working as a policeman in new Orleans.

This is my favourite news ever. Why isn’t this ON the news? As Videogum says “I like when he says “I mean, the show is real.” Because that actually does need to be said, and will probably have to be said at the beginning and end of every episode. “What you are about to see is a real show.” “What you just saw was a real show.” Even then, they will still get so many letters. “Dear, A&E, I love your fake new show that is so fake.”

This should be called ‘Middle-Aged Crime Dracula’.

Also: “No stunt doubles” over the shot of the stunt double.

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