Toilet Monster: Not as great as it looks, apparently.September 5, 2007
For sale on Amazon: The Toilet Monster.
“Scare the crap out of your family and friends with the Toilet Monster!
Halloween isn’t the only time for scary fun! Painted, rubberized Toilet
Monster easily attaches or detaches (sic) to your toilet seat in seconds
with 8 built-in suction cubs. (Suction cubs?–GL) It’s nearly impossible to tell it’s there
under the lid, waiting to shock your unsuspecting victim! 13 x 15″ and
washes clean with mild detergent. You’ll scream with laughter as the
Toilet Monster scares the crap out of one person after another.”
The reviews are great too…like this one…
“…for more than a couple of minutes (no matter what I did) the
toilet monster kept falling into the drink. Overall it was quite
underwhelming as a practical joke. I’ve gotten much better results for
the same money with other products.”
Why I love this.
1.Image of man getting angrier and angrier as he attempts to stick toilet monster to lid. (“Stay on! STAY ONNNNNNN!!!”)
2. Image of man reaching into water over and over again to retrieve toilet monster.
3. When he finally did get it going, it obviously didn’t really work brilliantly.
4. “Other products“!
(More wacky Amazon stuff here)