Chuck Norris fact No. 277, 090: He’s an idiot

Taking some time off shilling for the odious Mike Huckabee, Chuck and his wife outline their plans for destroying America.

Side note: A journalist friend of mine used to say something that would drive religious-types crazy. “Do you know why I don’t believe Jesus walked on water?” he’d ask. “Because it’s impossible. Can’t be done. You’d sink. Water’s very thin.”