(Really) bad voice acting in games

November 24, 2009

These are also excellent examples of bad writing in games.

My favourites: “Just before you die, I’m going to tell you a secret so you really don’t want to die!”

“I like girls, but now…it’s about justice!”

“I have to stay awake and write this article before I die!”

…and the Mega Man bit is just unbelievably funny.

Special mention should go to the Irish guy in Bioshock. “Look out! Sploicers!”

UPDATE: many of these come from the excellent Audio Atrocities. The first thing I clicked was…The Taint!

(thanks @flidby, @alexmcchessers and @_MatheusCastro)

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