Entertainment, USA!

I…I don’t know where to begin. God bless you, Glasgow Diamonds! God bless your fake rap, your silent saxaphone, the guy on the piano (THE GUY ON THE PIANO!), the cheerleaders waving their pom poms while they pass another industrial estate in the rain in cars hired from Mexander Autos. I love you all!

And don’t stand too close to that swimming pool! Ohhhhh! Too late!

(Thank you @AdamBeGood!)

p.s. no need to watch it past the video. It runs on, for some reason.