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To Scientologists, Nancy Cartwright is the gift that keeps on giving

January 29, 2009

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Scientologist Nancy Cartwright is using Bart’s voice to spread the word. Cartwright once gave the ‘Church’ ten million dollars, which automatically made her a Grand Wizard or something, and now she’s doing a talk where she explains why everyone else should pay their way to the top of the Pyramid of Creepy, Bullying Arseholes.

I remember once seeing her being asked about ‘King Of The Hill’ and she just shrugged and said “I don’t watch it”, and I thought “Wow, Bart’s a bit of a prick.” This audio clip doesn’t exactly blow that theory apart.

(Thanks, Emmett)

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