Archive for September, 2008
Remember Obama’s pastor? How controversial he was and everything? Well, Sarah Palin has a pastor friend too. His name is Thomas Muthee, and apparently, he was once involved in a witchhunt. This is not a figure of speech. He found someone who he thought was a witch, and he and his flock succesfully drove her from her home (after first shooting her python, which they thought was a demon).
Now, to be fair, she doesn’t seem to have had much association with him beyond kissing his tooshie a little during a recent speech, but still. I think I can safely say I am the full six degrees of separation from anyone who believes in witches. Sarah Palin is separated from this guy by NO-ONE.
Now, I want you to seriously think about this one before answering, but… doesn’t that make me a better candidate for the position of Vice President of the United States?
I await Senator McCain’s call.
Remember the guy who had all his jewellry stolen by a hooker at the RNC? (You should–it’s about two posts below this one). Well, this is the guy! And, boy, he doesn’t disappoint! As Sparky, who found the video, says “It took the schadenfreude to near toxic levels for me.” (Thanks, Sparky!)
Update: Bonus! (Thanks, Mike!)