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I loves Republican peoples!

September 18, 2008


A 29 year old Republican got himself drugged and robbed by a prostitute during the RNC. Nothing unusual there, I hear you say. Republicans and prostitutes go together like gin and tonic. But, you see, what’s really delightful is the haul. Oh, my, the haul! It’s quite a list!

“The haul included a $30,000 watch, a $20,000 ring, a necklace valued at
$5,000, earrings priced at $4,000 and a Prada belt valued at $1,000,
police said.”

Ah, me! The Republicans really do represent the man on the street, don’t they?

‘“It’s embarrassing to admit that I was a target of a crime. I was
drugged and had about $50,000 of personal items stolen, not the
inflated number that the media is reporting from an inaccurate police
report,” he said.’

So–not a hundred and twenty thousand! That’s a ridiculous inflated number! It was only fifty thousand dollars worth of things you wear around your wrist and neck!

Hurray! Hurray for every last aspect of this story!

One comment

  1. […] « Takk This is the guy! September 20, 2008 Remember the guy who had all his jewellry stolen by a hooker at the RNC? (You should do–it’s about two posts below this one). […]



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