I loves Republican peoples!September 18, 2008
A 29 year old Republican got himself drugged and robbed by a prostitute during the RNC. Nothing unusual there, I hear you say. Republicans and prostitutes go together like gin and tonic. But, you see, what’s really delightful is the haul. Oh, my, the haul! It’s quite a list!
“The haul included a $30,000 watch, a $20,000 ring, a necklace valued at
$5,000, earrings priced at $4,000 and a Prada belt valued at $1,000,
Ah, me! The Republicans really do represent the man on the street, don’t they?
‘“It’s embarrassing to admit that I was a target of a crime. I was
drugged and had about $50,000 of personal items stolen, not the
inflated number that the media is reporting from an inaccurate police
report,” he said.’
So–not a hundred and twenty thousand! That’s a ridiculous inflated number! It was only fifty thousand dollars worth of things you wear around your wrist and neck!
Hurray! Hurray for every last aspect of this story!