Thanks a lot, film critic bastards!March 23, 2008
I’m going to start a new series where I sarcastically thank film critics for overpraising a big bag of bollocks and thus robbing me of time that could have been better spent staring at my reflection in the toilet. Our first entry is Sean Penn’s ‘Into The Wild’, which received many wildly enthusiastic reviews from all sorts of crazy liars. Thanks a lot, guys! That piece of ruminative punishment has brought me three hours closer to the grave!