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How George Bush defines success

November 21, 2007

Recipe for success, a la George.

1. Introduce impediment to scientific study.
2. Wait for six years as scientists work their way around impediment.
3. Announce their achievement as if you’re somehow responsible.

Works with Iraq too.

1. ‘Liberate’ Iraq (in that careful, tender way the American soldier has with people he’s been told were somehow responsible for 9/11), thereby creating violent insurgency.
2. Battle insurgency for years and years .
3. Announce any drop in violence as a sign that things are getting better.

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