The Mormon guide to overcoming masturbation. Link
Rule number 3 reads “If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP”. So I’d like to take this chance to say goodbye to all my Mormon friends.
Gentlemen! Need to make things ‘happen’ in the bedroom? Why not dress up as an ATM machine? That’s right, an ATM machine.
It has somehow come to this. There are apparently women out there who would enjoy having their boyfriend stick his penis out of a slot and pretend it’s money. (I mean, I think that’s what what you’re supposed to do, but really, who knows?) I will say this, it’s lucky he has a hat saying ‘ATM’, because if he didn’t, then it would be really difficult to tell what he was actually supposed to be, and he might have ended up looking a little foolish.
Or how about surprising her one night by sneaking into bed, dressed as the wolf from ‘Little Red Riding Hood’? Because women love it when you make them shit themselves with fear while dressed as an old lady!
I don’t really know what’s going on here.
And this made all the blood in my body run into my hair.
(Link, in case you think I took these photographs myself.)
This is the beeswax! Jack Kirby meets Jack Chick!
If you’re not familiar with the bag of assorted nuts that is your average Jack Chick tract, feast your eyes on this lot. Start anywhere and you’re bound to find something offensive, confusing, mad or evil (but The Beast is hard to beat).
It’s the end that makes it for me. Something about Bigfoot posing so perfectly, like a director has said “Just walk two steps and freeze and don’t move to the right or you’ll be out of shot.”
“ME UNDERSTAND!”
As The Consumerist points out, the weirdest thing about it is the way they’re pretending nothing weird is going on. Nope, it’s just an average day at work here! Pardon me while I answer the phone as my center of gravity violently shifts position!
(More!)
Another nice round-up of must-see videos from The Huffington Post. The emotional magician is a lovely piece of real-life comedy that (almost) makes a case for the continued existence of ‘Wife Swap’ (unlike last night’s miserable, bottom-of-the-barrel UK version); also, Steve Irwin’s daughter is being kept very busy indeed and a compelling argument for abstinence from a hot idiot.
Gyaaaahhhh!!! Yikes! Fucking YIKES!
“All subjects who used the Jenkem disliked the taste of sewage in their mouths and the fact that the taste continued for several days.” No duh, huh?
(Thanks, Bob!)
Update: hmm…Rachel points out that The Collier County Sheriff’s office may have been taken in by an urban myth.
The serving suggestion for Marks and Spencer’s Chorizo and Butterbean soup appears to involve somehow making the ingredients travel back in time.
GunPorn is just what it says on the barrel; pictures of guns, breathless reviews.
Calico Light Weapon Systems introduced the Calico series of firearms with their unique helical magazines back in the early 90’s. The design is very distinct, with a helical magazine mounted above the action feeding either 50 or 100 rounds from above with the ejection port being directly in front of the trigger guard, ejecting the casings downwards. The M-950 Liberty III is a 9mm automatic pistol with a 6″ barrel and an overall length of 14 inches with the 50-round magazine, or 19 inches as shown here with the 100-round magazine. This picture also has a brass-catcher in place under the ejection port. The M-950 was also available in the M-960 variant which included a select-fire mode, making it a machine pistol or light carbine with an impressive magazine size.
Wow! Just think how many high school students/people walking through malls/desperately poor burglars you’d be able to take out with this thing! That’s what the gun control activists don’t seem to understand–how much slower it’d be to kill a bunch of people with, say, a knife or a metal bar. And besides, are there any knives or metal bars that come, like the Calico, with a bullet-collecting bladder? I don’t think so!
A bladder! Why don’t more things come with a bladder?
