Manbabies!

Sometimes, every day feels like ‘I-love-the-internet-day.’ On this site, people use photoshop to swap their heads with their kids’ heads. That’s it! That’s the whole idea! Really, really funny when it’s not frightening. Link
(via Neatorama)

Photo of the Century

(via Cynical C, who got it from Clusterflock).
Update: Doesn’t he look like a young Billy Mitchell? Also, Cracked ran a caption competition and the winner made me laugh out loud: “A threesome’s a threesome.”

Quaffman

I just realised how much the late ‘Father of LSD’, Albert Hoffmann, looks like comedy writer David Quantick. Coincidence?

Yikes!

Nightmare playgrounds.

Meet Pro-Life Richardson!

Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear. Link

(And thanks to Vlad for this.)

What, no Hall and Oates?

(via And I am Not Lying)

Keep your hands where we can see ‘em.

The Mormon guide to overcoming masturbation. Link

Rule number 3 reads “If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP”. So I’d like to take this chance to say goodbye to all my Mormon friends.

The generally poor quality of erotic costumes for men

Gentlemen! Need to make things ‘happen’ in the bedroom? Why not dress up as an ATM machine? That’s right, an ATM machine.

It has somehow come to this. There are apparently women out there who would enjoy having their boyfriend stick his penis out of a slot and pretend it’s money. (I mean, I think that’s what what you’re supposed to do, but really, who knows?) I will say this, it’s lucky he has a hat saying ‘ATM’, because if he didn’t, then it would be really difficult to tell what he was actually supposed to be, and he might have ended up looking a little foolish.

Or how about surprising her one night by sneaking into bed, dressed as the wolf from ‘Little Red Riding Hood’? Because women love it when you make them shit themselves with fear while dressed as an old lady!

I don’t really know what’s going on here.

And this made all the blood in my body run into my hair.

(Link, in case you think I took these photographs myself.)

Two Jack City

This is the beeswax! Jack Kirby meets Jack Chick!

If you’re not familiar with the bag of assorted nuts that is your average Jack Chick tract, feast your eyes on this lot. Start anywhere and you’re bound to find something offensive, confusing, mad or evil (but The Beast is hard to beat).

Prepare to be instantly cheered

It’s the end that makes it for me. Something about Bigfoot posing so perfectly, like a director has said “Just walk two steps and freeze and don’t move to the right or you’ll be out of shot.”
“ME UNDERSTAND!”

From Roberson’s Interminable Ramble.