
SchmApple
May 13, 2008
David McCandless getting it spot-on as usual. Link to SchmApple Products.



(via Cynical C, who got it from Clusterflock).
Update: Doesn’t he look like a young Billy Mitchell? Also, Cracked ran a caption competition and the winner made me laugh out loud: “A threesome’s a threesome.”

“Ah, look, you’re going to have to fire the drummer.”
“What? Why? He’s great.”
“He’s a fine drummer, don’t get me wrong. “
“Then, what’s the problem?”
“Well, the songs are kind of sad, and you’re very dignified and compelling when you sing them, but sometimes the drummer, he…well, some of his actions…he can be just the tiniest bit distracting. There are certain things he does and they sort of…draw the eye. Haven’t you ever thought that?”
“Well, I never turn around so…”
“I think if you turned around, you’d be shocked.”
“Really?”
“Frankly, yes. Well, all right, I have this video of that TV spot you did last week…let’s have a look, and you can tell me if there’s any time when you feel he sort of…commands your attention.”
“I’ll keep my eyes peeled!”
(again, via Neatorama)

Warning: video contains teenage humour, which is slightly painful to watch. It’s also long, and doesn’t really tell you anything the news story didn’t already tell you. I actually can’t remember why I thought it was a good idea to post it.
(via Neatorama)