Religious types reach unheard-of comedy heights

Tears in my eyes! Tears!  That man doesn’t masturbate! Ever! And he looks so relaxed! I also notice that they appear to be outside the house. WHO WOULD WEAR THAT T-SHIRT OUTSIDE THE HOUSE!? Oh, man, I gotta get me one of those. God bless you, whoever came up with this this. Jesus loves you, but not as much as I do.

Link (thanks @Bioigra!)