Inappropriate Christmas Number 1 Roundup

On this night of shitty music (X Factor final), why not take a chance to show the Louis Walshes of the world what real emotion sounds like. If you’re in Ireland, you need to buy Christmas Card From a Hooker In Minneapolis by Tom Waits.

If you’re in the UK, it’s the following piece of wonderful.

It’d be a double whammy if both landed–if you’re on the fence over whether to do it or not, just think how much it’d annoy Walsh, a man who still equates artistic worth with financial success as that allows him to cast himself as a sort of modern-day Phil Spector, instead of someone who makes his living selling children’s music to slow adults.